To Clarify: the article on Wanting the Word is my actual response.
I certainly have more than two.
Prayer is necessary, but not effectual.
So instead of wallowing in the marsh waiting to be plucked out, start for the shore.
"Praise God" is the appropriate response to faith in Christ.
God made you special to suffer for His Gospel.
Here we see true regeneration: "the old things passed away; behold, new things have come" (2 Co 5:17).